Friday, April 08, 2005
The Winning List, Uncensored!
This list was so good, it got me a t-shirt -- the first time I've ever been paid for my writing (also, Cross was disqualified since he already won once)! Here it is, in all its uncensored glory...
Top 11 things you can spell with the letters in "Gerard Patrick Angello"
11. A repackaged ring troll
10. A droll pancake trigger
9. Greet a lord, Carpal King
8. Erik A. Grog, Placental Dr.
7. Torn griller package ad
6. A killer gardner got a PC
5. "Kelp," a retard conga girl
4. Prenatal lick rag, gored
3. Gargle a rectal porn kid
2. Rig gold tar, anal pecker
1. Large dick raptor angel
Happy birthday, Patrick!
Top 11 things you can spell with the letters in "Gerard Patrick Angello"
11. A repackaged ring troll
10. A droll pancake trigger
9. Greet a lord, Carpal King
8. Erik A. Grog, Placental Dr.
7. Torn griller package ad
6. A killer gardner got a PC
5. "Kelp," a retard conga girl
4. Prenatal lick rag, gored
3. Gargle a rectal porn kid
2. Rig gold tar, anal pecker
1. Large dick raptor angel
Happy birthday, Patrick!
posted by Bill Purdy, 9:11 AM
2 Buffaloes were bitter enough to post comments:
Dude, you are simply brilliant and deserve the T-shirt!
BTW, I have a $10 coupon on my next purchase, so I AM buying it for you!
BTW, I have a $10 coupon on my next purchase, so I AM buying it for you!
You should put that on a T-shirt!